Jalen Carter Says Spitting On Dak Prescott Was ‘The Worst Thing He’s Ever Done,’ So Don’t Bother Googling Him Or Anything

On opening night, Eagles DT Jalen Carter was ejected from competition for what Carter is calling, “The worst thing I’ve ever done in my life, period. No further investigation needed.” 

Carter’s “worst thing ever done” kicked into high gear when Carter launched a championship-sized loogie at Cowboys QB Dak Prescott. 

The All-Pro admits vehemently it’s “the worst thing” he’s ever done during a drive, declaring there’s no need to Google the accuracy of that claim.

“That isn’t who I am. I’m a Super Bowl champ and two-time National champ. Don’t bother looking online for my character references—just ask any of my teammates at Georgia. They’ll tell you I played fast and furious and helped turn those squads into wrecking crews.”

Carter continued, “I’ve put this measly accident behind me, and I hope the fans do, too. But, uh, speaking of—don’t search online for ‘Jalen Carter accident,’” Carter added quickly. “Also, ignore my Wikipedia page. Oh yeah, and do me a solid and just skip over any 2023 police reports or obituaries.”