Jordan Hudson’s Relationship Loaded With Incentives And Guaranteed Money

With UNC coach Bill Belichick’s recent acquisition of GF Jordon Hudson, it has been disclosed to Sports Riot that the terms of this relationship will be 7 years and worth $70 million, with incentives — lots of incentives.

This contract is performance-based, with Belichick looking for consistent improvement in television interviews and Tik Tok videos. If Hudson is unable to perform, Belichick is assumed to move on, preferably for someone also in Hudson’s position group “in their prime” (under the age of 30). We also assume future events will mirror one of Belichick’s previous suitors, in which his former long-time partner moved to Tampa and got themselves another ring. 

Hudson’s deal was negotiated by Drew Rosenhaus, who represents several other Girlfriends throughout the NFL and NCAA.

“Going into negotiations, we were aware that [Bill] had his eyes on our client for some time now. He also muttered under his breath something about ‘doing her job.’”

This contract comes after Belichick cut previous relationships to make more room on his roster. Recently, he refused to renew his relationship with veteran girlfriend Linda Holliday and prior to that unceremoniously released wife Debby Clarke.

Hudson was a highly touted Girlfriend prospect coming out of high school. It’s no secret that she was also wanted by former NFL and NCAA head coach Urban Meyer, whose system usually calls for a female companion near legal drinking age or younger.

It has not been disclosed as to any incentives for sleeping with the 73 year old coaching veteran, but for the sake of our mental health, we at Sports Riot chose not to find out.