Last Call At Outback Steakhouse Aimed Entirely At Al Micheals

Sources from inside a local Baltimore Outback Steakhouse have confirmed that last call was announced, with the sole target being legendary broadcaster Al Michaels.

Slurring over his latest bite, Michaels allegedly grabbed the server by the shirt and asked “if [he] believed in mignon,” but the server held firm. Michaels proceeded to ask the server if he could order two T-bones before closing.

While he was initially welcomed to his local eating hole, the bartending team expressed concern after his 6th “Al Michaels Pink Bourbon” (his own drink creation that includes barrel-aged alcohol and 6 oz of NY strip – medium rare).

After this, Michaels was politely asked to leave.

“We told him we love his 30 year broadcasting career, but he needed to finally go home,” Baltimore Outback Steakhouse Manager Steve Franks said in an official statement.

Luckily, instead of driving home, Michaels was asked to take a beefalyzer, which found he had an A1 content of 0.3. An Uber allegedly did pick up Michaels, and promptly took him to a nearby Sizzler.