NFL Coach Killed In Game During Episode Of “Undercover Boss”

During the season premiere of CBS’s Undercover Boss, Head Coach of the Seattle Seahawks, Allen Fisher, was killed after fielding a punt return in the 2nd Quarter. “We really wanted him to just be a punter,” said producer of the show, Bob Rickman, “but he insisted on engulfing himself in the full experience of an NFL player.”

Fisher got off to a rocky start with his teammates for being excessively critical of their technique. ”This man would not shut up about using the proper tackling form, and I’m just like, dude, you just lost 7 teeth trying to tackle someone, man,” said Safety, Eroll Howard. Blocking for Fisher did not seem to be a priority and that was evident when Fisher failed to call for a fair-catch during a punt-return and was mauled to death by a pack of physically-superior humans.

Once the team found out their new dead teammate was actually their coach, the show caught their sorrows before they realized they still needed to finish the game. During post-game, Howard said, “I had no idea that was Coach. Even though he’s dead, I’ll give it to him, he couldn’t move fast but he did have proper form.”