Pardon Our Delay: OJ Simpson Arrested For Alleged Murder

For thirty years, we have neglected to report and are just learning of OJ Simpson’s alleged murder arrest.

In doing so, we have misled our readers about Mr. Simpson. Sports Riot regrets the error and would like to say: PARDON OUR DELAY AND THE JUICE HAS BEEN SQUEEZED & ARRESTED FOR ALLEGED MURDER.

In fairness to us, although we didn’t say he’d been arrested, we didn’t say he was either. Sort of a Schrodinger’s OJ Simpson situation if you ask us!

But we digress and deeply owe an apology to all Sports Riot readers. Please bear with us as we digest all information coming at us fast via our SR beeper.

UPDATE: Sources close to the situation are reporting a set court date for Oct 3, 1995.

Please keep an eye out for all Sports Riot reporting, updates, and interviews during the trial.