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Excusez-moi Pierre-Edouard Bellemare, but the Montreal Canadiens offense is past the blue line s’il vous plait and on a power play. After a stolen saucer pass, merci beaucoup, the Avalanche changed on the fly while chirping Bellemare’s own laissez faire goalie. He dropped gloves, oui oui, receiving five for la bagarre.

Le short-handed Avalanche iced the baguette forcing a face-off. Je ne comprends pas how the Canadiens blew a two-goal conduire entering the troisième period. De l’autre côté, high-sticking the offside crêpe into the boards poutine was Eiffel Tower. Neutral zone French toast original six une course policier penalty shorthanded Tim Horton’s Normandy triple deke Napoleon hat trick.

Champagne cross-checked Amelie, eh? Stanley Cup Mardi Gras au revoir mounty champagne où est la bibliothèque Gretzky Quebecois.