Rehab Doctor Also Giving Deshaun Watson Shock Therapy Just To See What It Does

Deshaun Watson, star quarterback for the Cleveland Browns, is currently and crucially mid-rehab-assignment for his $200Mil achilles. Watson’s rehab physician, Dr. Faker Mayfield M.D., has built a modern turnaround schedule and recovery time including: strengthening, flexibility, and extreme shock therapy just to see what it does.

While typically a debate amongst the medical community — doctor’s nationwide seem to agree with Dr. Faker’s methods, “Electrocute him – let’s see what happens,” said Dr. Drew Pinsky.

“It looks like he’s in complete and immense pain,” Dr. Mayfield told Sports Riot. “But, that’s when I tell him to dig deep — before running another extreme electric current through his cerebellum.”

While jolting a human brain is still questionable ethically, morally, and legally others continue to come to the defense of these methods.

“Normally, I’d be against this,” said Dr. Sanjay Gupta. “But I can’t think of a better ‘medical’ way to ‘treat’ Deshaun Watson!”

As of publication, Dr. Faker Mayfield’s latest findings report an actual improvement to Deshaun’s injury return schedule. Much to Dr. Mayfield’s dismay the doctor immediately ordered a stop on all shock therapy and instituted two immediate weeks of stab therapy.