Report: Bo Nix Has A Lot Of Fucking Explaining To Do
Sources around Denver, CO have confirmed that Bo Nix “has a lot of fucking explaining to do.”
League insiders appear to be baffled as well but more importantly mathematicians around the globe are equally confused and demand explanation.
“I’ve written over 300 research papers and am considered the greatest math mind of my time,” said Terence Tao to Sports Riot exclusively. “But this, I mean – it’s physically impossible. How does one complete seven passes for seven negative yards?”
Can Bo Nix right the ship? Or will he try to divide by zero?
Either way Mr. Nix, today’s performance requires some mother fucking explaining.









