Rich Little Fancy Boy Has Uproarious, Knee-Slapping, Long-Term-Asset-Purchasing Time At US Open

Nicholas Altman III, legacy and heir to the Altman empire, attended his first rousing, stem-winding, hoot-and-howler of a fourth-quarter-projections-are-promising US Open.

Staying through a few riveting, inspiring, synergy-driven matches the Altman’s retired to their docked opulent ornate cash-flow-neutral-but-stocks-are-booming yacht.

When asked for comment on Nicholas’ first US Open the seven year old said, “Those not wearing a bow-tie are exclusively, solely, balance-sheet-liability-ly see-you-in-end-of-year-reviews unallowed!”