Terry Bradshaw MRI Reveals Rare “Bucket Of Chicken Instead of Brain” Disease

After a seemingly normal moment in which Fox NFL Sunday Commentator Terry Bradshaw was asked if the Carolina Panthers could win the NFC South and proceeded to go on a tangent about a snake charmer sending him a birthday cake, a recent MRI has revealed the worst: Terry Bradshaw has been diagnosed with the rare “Bucket of Chicken Instead of Brain” Disease.

“We’re lucky we caught this early. Right now it’s a mere six-piece and it was only a matter of time until it became a full crispy family sized,” said Dr. Zemeckis, pointing to an image in which we could clearly see a red and white bucket, “our main priority right now is just keeping it at wings and thighs.”

Bradshaw’s colleagues were shocked upon hearing of this news. But upon further reflection, the signs were there.

“We asked who he thought would win MVP and he just kept saying ‘Steelers!.’ In fact, that was his answer for every question this week,” said Fox NFL Sunday co-host Howie Long, “and then after going on the Masked Singer, he just kept hyping up some big duet with Ariana Grande.”

Fox Network owner Lachlan Murdoch had a lengthy conversation with Bradshaw and decided it was best for all parties to move Bradshaw where he’d fit in better, on Fox News.  According to sources, Bradshaw has already named the show ‘Bradshaw’s Political Brad-show.’

Doctors have also noted that they haven’t seen a case of BoCiB so close to honey mustard since John Daly contracted Stage IV in 1994.