Tua Tagovailoa One Concussion Away From US Senate

Tua Tagovailoa was concussed and knocked out of the Bills/Dolphins game last night. A scary scene with many asking the question, “Should he hang it up for good?”

Others in-the-know around the league believe Tua’s NFL career may be finished but he’s already being scouted for his next career.

“First let me say, thoughts and prayers for Tua. I hope nothing but the best for his health and family,” said Florida Senator Marco Rubio. “Let me also say, somewhere around my fourth or fifth concussion, I became immediately eligible for a Florida Senate seat.”

“The best part about my job is I don’t have to use my brain,” mumbled Mitch McConnell in-between large frozen catatonic pauses.

Some in Tua’s camp believe a House of Representatives seat in Congress would be more appropriate and attainable. Unfortunately, House Rep seats require a different brain trauma benchmark with Reps like Matt Gaetz posting a 20+ concussion number before being elected.

From everyone here at Sports Riot, we’re sending our thoughts, prayers, and future Senate votes to Tua Tagovailoa.