Andy Reid’s 23&Me Results Reveal He Is 30% Corned Beef Hash

During a press conference following Sunday’s 17–10 win to the Chargers, Chiefs’ head coach Andy Reid shared that his 23andMe results were in, and reportedly 30% of his lineage stems back directly from corned-beef hash.

“This comes as really good news,” said the four-time Super Bowl champion, choking back tears. “You work hard everyday and try to be a winner. But now I know, I already was one. It’s an honor.”

While the tests have yet to reveal whether his ancestry belonged to Libby’s or Hormel, Reid did confirm he remembers family parties where an old can of corned-beef hash sat in the corner smoking a cigar.

Reid went on to say that he’s almost one-percent vegetable and took the opportunity to salute his brothers and sisters in Vegetable Nation — but later admitted that the vegetable is poutine.