Here Are Four Bold Predictions For This Year’s NFL Season And One Weak, Spineless One

The NFL season is in full swing, and the football minds at Sports Riot have compiled four completely outrageous predictions. These predictions aren’t just bold, they’re italicized, underlined, and BOLD-bold. And with four head-turning uneducated guesses comes one weak, spineless, flaccid pick that’s safer than never playing full-contact football.

The Bold:

The Denver Broncos Will Make The Playoffs: The Broncos won’t just make the playoffs, they’ll win the division. That’s right. The juggernaut Chiefs’ high-powered offense will falter, up-and-comer Justin Herbert will prove last year was a fluke, and the Raiders will continue being the Raiders. But, Teddy “Two Gloves” will rise from the mediocre ashes of his career and burst into the phoenix the Vikings thought he would be when they drafted him so many years ago.

Matt Stafford Will Run Onto The Field Butt-Ass Naked: 

The Rams QB will be so overcome with emotion from being part of a competent franchise, he will don his birthday suit for four quarters against the Jared Goff-led Lions .

The Milwaukee Bucks Will Be NBA Champions: 

With the Nets healthy and the Lakers offseason additions, the Bucks have their work cut out for them. But, it wouldn’t be a bold prediction if it was expected.

A Referee Will Give Birth At Midfield: 

NFL refs are tough. But this year, they’ll show how tough they really are when one calls a full game then delivers a baby without an epidural on the Dallas star. One more thing: this referee? He’s a man!

The Weak, Spineless:

A Bucs-Chiefs Super Bowl- Yeah, we know a little bit about football, and this is our Super Bowl pick. Just barely edging out a disappointed Jerry Jones, it’s rather uninspiring isn’t it? Welp, there it is.

 

Stay tuned for next week’s list of four basketball sleepers and the Lakers.