Spoiled Orlando Magic Ask If They Really Have To Go To Disney World Again

The announcement that the NBA would return with a truncated season being played entirely at the ESPN Wide World of Sports Complex was celebrated by most, but the spoiled Orlando Magic bemoaned the decision, citing boredom at the prospect of returning to the most magical place on earth.  

“I’m sick of Disney! I don’t want to go again,” screamed Aaron Gordon from the back of the team van, prompting Evan Fournier to say, “It’s not even as good as Euro Disney!”

Meanwhile, Markelle Fultz went full tantrum, kicking and screaming as he lay on the floor of the van, an off-putting display from a group of players who don’t realize how good they have it.

Magic coach Steve Clifford tried to get the players excited by reminding them that “they always have fun once they get there,” and “it will remind them of when they first came into the league.”

When the team continued to complain, Clifford was forced to act, raising his voice to a level that would show the players he meant business, saying, “I will turn this van around, and we’ll just go back to the lottery.”

With the players having been put in their place, the team continued on to Disney, where they were promptly sent home in the first round of the playoffs.