Zoom NFL Draft Interrupted By Hacked Feed Streaming 35 Continuous Minutes Of Antonio-Brown-Themed Hentai

REPORT: Zoom was hacked once again during this year’s virtual NFL Draft. ESPN went quickly to commercial, but if you were watching closely enough millions of viewers witnessed a near 40 uninterrupted minutes of Antonio Brown hentai porn. After starting a second stream, Antonio Brown hacked into the stream again somehow, this time with weird Antonio Brown animated Family Guy porn, causing many players to miss their draft announcement. 

“My mom said anything can happen at the NFL Draft. I guess she was right,” said one rookie hopeful, who went on to comment that the hentai had surprisingly great production value. “I knew we should have opted for the paid version of Zoom,” said a noticeably frustrated Roger Goodell, noting that good old fashioned American football fans would rather have casting couch porn than this. 

“They were about to call my name, but then the stream cut to an animated Antonio Brown having the biggest orgasm,” said the overall 4th draft pick, who isn’t even sure what team he is on. The heads of the league reportedly reached out to Brown to figure out what he wanted to get him to stop, but Brown only told them that this was their punishment and must be paid. 

After having their highest ratings in years, Goodell is apparently considering some sort of tentacle porn during next year’s draft.