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“They just go into each other like nesting dolls.”
-Ernie Johnson on how Kenny, Charles, and Shaq spend the offseason
“It was tequila and the bloody tears of his opponents. But mostly tequila.”
-Space Jam Producer on Michaels secret stuff
New Kawhi Leonard 10-Part TV Series Will Skip Episodes 3, 5, 7, and 9
Netflix has just announced the much anticipated 10-part documentary “The Mind of Kawhi” available for streaming this Sunday will be skipping episodes 3, 5, 7, and 9 due to load
NCAA Too Busy Counting Money To Investigate Violations
Shedding light on one of the many challenges presented by the nonprofit’s ever-growing revenue, NCAA President Mark Emmert explained during a one-on-one interview with Sports Riot that lately the organization
Michael Jordan Loses Charlotte Hornets At Craps Table
In the latest of a string of ill-advised bets made by the Hall of Fame shooting guard, this Wednesday Michael Jordan reportedly gambled away his ownership stake in the Charlotte
Who Are The Big Three Top Ten GOAT Teams Of All-Star Time
The conversation of who is the greatest of all-star time begins and ends with Michael Jordan, but also continues with LeBron James, although Kobe Bryant has something to say about
Wizards’ GM Promises Team’s Performance Will Be “Abra-Cadadequate”
Citing a young roster and the constant threat of injury to its star players, newly anointed Wizards GM Tommy Sheppard told reporters last Sunday he expects his team to be
Player’s Future Uncertain Due To Injuries And Laws Of The Universe
After suffering a devastating achilles tear during the NBA Finals and continuing to be bound by the laws of nature, Kevin Durant’s future in the league is anything but certain.
Long Live The King: Gym Teacher Wows Class By Dunking On Nine-Foot Hoop
Second-grade students ran wild in disbelief after seeing legendary gym teacher Mr. Salisbury put on an unforgettable spectacle by jamming home a towering, show-stopping nine-foot dunk during this morning’s gym
James Harden, Russell Westbrook Enjoying Final Months Of Friendship Before The Season Gets Serious
From being spotted around town on their tandem bicycle to reportedly always going halvesies on their fries, Russell Westbrook and James Harden are making the most of their summer friendship