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There’s more to tennis than hitting the ball, There’s also waiting to hit the ball.
-Serena Williams
“Clean and jerk, eat and jerk, jerk and jerk.”
-Mat Fraser, CrossFit Champion, on his workout routine
Icelander Steingrimur Vilhjalmsson Crowned World’s Emotionally Strongest Man
After two days of grueling competition, Icelander Steingrimur Vilhjalmsson was crowned World’s Emotionally Strongest Man. The 5’7” 152 pound Emotional Strongman, who came in fourth last year, absolutely crushed the
Hear Us Out: Pee Wee UFC
Sports are wonderful activities for kids. However, one youth sport seems to be absent in America: a professional, organized, Dana White-led UFC for 9-12 year-olds. Pee Wee UFC would do
Empty Net A Real Slut
According to rumors circulated and later confirmed by Stephanie, the new talk of the Minnesota Wild’s Xcel Energy Center is the opposing team’s hockey net, which has scandalized the entire
American Ingenuity: Fisherman Empties AR-15 Into Salmon Stream
Mouths were agape at the ingenuity of one fisherman at a popular spot in Washington State this weekend as he emptied his AR-15 into the Columbia River and nabbed several
WWE Fans Pan Unrealistic Storyline Where Vince McMahon Punished For Sexual Misconduct
It’s been a ratings nightmare for the WWE, as fans of the company have called for a boycott following a new, completely unbelievable storyline which has now-ex CEO Vince McMahon
Kurt Cobain’s Corpse Blows Its Head Off Again After Hearing Of Seattle Kraken’s Use Of Nirvana Song To Celebrate Goals In Amazon’s Arena
With the lights out, it’s less dangerous/ Here we are now, entertain us/ I feel stupid and contagious/ Here we are now, entertain us/ A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito,
Ref Enters Review Booth To Settle Argument With Wife
Referee Brian Barnes was forced to enter the review booth earlier today after his wife, Denise, threw a red flag after Brian claimed she never asked him to take out
Study: Gender Disparity In Sports Journalism Linked Back To Most Women Not Wanting To Waste Their Lives
The “Harvard Business Review” released a study Thursday attributing the current gender disparity in sports journalism to women not wanting to completely waste their lives on trivial and inconsequential nonsense. The study