LESSER SPORTS
Report: “Great Game” Deserves Some Ice Cream, Don’t You Think?
Wow, whatta game! That kind of performance deserves a McDonald’s cone or maybe even a Blizzard, don’t you think? ⠀ I gotta say, the red team played really well, but
World Series Of Poker Plagued By Betting Scandal
An FBI investigation into the World Series Of Poker (WSOP) has unearthed a massive betting scandal corrupting the event from the inside out. According to a report from the Bureau,
ESPN Wins Broadcast Rights To All Six Seasons Of “Becker”
After struggling to find programming to fill airtime, ESPN announced this week that they have acquired the broadcast rights to all six seasons of Becker, which will become a cornerstone
PGA Tour To Add Social Class Distancing
As professional golf prepares to resume after a nearly three-month quarantine, the PGA Tour has outlined their plans for a safe return, which features a strong emphasis on social class
Turns Out Boyfriend Can Rant About Things Besides Sports
Local woman and functioning adult Bridget Keenan called a press conference on Friday to share her startling discovery that, in the wake of the Covid-19 shutdown, boyfriend Michael O’Brien has
Aging Racehorse Settles For Job At Medieval Times
Former Triple Crown-winning racehorse Senator Lettuce announced his exit from the sport of kings via Twitter today, telling followers that he’s choosing instead to settle for the next chapter of
Bowler’s Divorce Leads To 7-10 Custody Split
The entire bowling world winced in horror this week as longtime PBA competitor Steve Haffner bowled a complete gutterball in his divorce proceedings, leading to an absolute worst-case-scenario split between
If You’re Not Wearing An Ascot, Are You Even At Wimbledon?
An open letter written by a concerned Sports Rioter We at Sports Riot prefer to pay no heed to trifling matters concerning fashion, but things have come forward about future