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Another incredible day for the game of Tennis. Up and coming star Domantas Sabes cemented his name in the annals of a particular subsection of history by shattering a morbidly

A maintenance worker in Geneva, Illinois finally had a chance to fix the clearly broken applause-o-meter at the Kane County Cougar baseball stadium after it had been stuck on a

In a move that physicists and bookies alike are calling “dangerous” and “irresponsible,” lifelong gambler Mackenzie Kesselman destroyed the space time continuum when betting on himself to bet. “I just

NASCAR is a beloved sport, but it’s overdue for a major, and quite frankly, obvious upgrade. The way we see it: NASCAR is the finest sport in human history, but

If this is such a big game, where the hell is Bob Costas? The pre-show-pre-game, no Bob Costas. The pre-game, no Bob Costas. The introduction to the game, NO BOB

A local racehorse had to make the agonizing decision to put down her jockey today at Churchill Downs racetrack following a devastating injury. Racehorse Boston Baked Bean discovered her jockey,

“I remember scrolling for sports on my channel guide and finding a listing called NHL Hockey. I never clicked on it,” Michael Macy, a local sports fanatic, says. “Now, I’d

Thanks to the indefinite suspension of the NHL season, society has gotten a taste of a world without hockey. After this eye-opening experience, it’s clear that when Coronavirus dies out,