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City Of Las Vegas Wakes Up From Three-Day Bender To Find Receipts For Six More Professional Sports Teams
After a wild three-day weekend, the Las Vegas city council reportedly awoke from their collective bender with receipts for six more professional sports franchises. “One minute I’m at a happy
City Of Dallas Collectively Learning It Has A Hockey Team
The entire population Of Dallas, Texas has been shocked to learn of the existence of a non-football sports team called the Stars, which has represented the city since 1993 after
Amazing Female Competitor Somehow Holding Her Own Against Male Spellers
Approaching the final round of the National Spelling Bee, fans remain taken back by the amazing female competitor who is somehow holding her own against her more muscular and chiseled
Waterboy Tired Of Hearing About La Croix
Longtime Dallas Waterboy Ben Morrow has been supplying water in various containers for most of his life but he has reached a tipping point. Morrow, a 30 year Hydration-veteren, is
Skip Bayless Rushed To Hospital As Blood Pressure Drops Below 280/120
In a worrying sequence of events, FS1 commentator and beloved sports personality Skip Bayless was quickly taken to Cedars-Sinai Emergency Medical Center in West Hollywood on Tuesday, after collapsing on
Rival Teams Stand Together to End Racism, Spread Coronavirus
Premier League teams, at the urging of their top sponsors, are standing for social justice. As play resumes, players from rival teams have been lining up together prior to the
2021 Olympics Combines All Events Into One Giant Centicathalon
Speaking in front of reporters on Thursday, International Olympics Committee president Thomas Bach issued a new ruling that, in order to add much needed excitement to the now delayed international
Top 5 Fights In Spelling Bee History
When it comes to violence in sports, the spelling bee is unparalleled. Although, with nearly 8,000 physical conflicts on the circuit each season, it can be difficult to decide the