LESSER SPORTS
First Half Of Push-Up Going Great
Speaking from the floor of his apartment living room on Saturday, local 43-year-old graphic designer and extremely recent fitness enthusiast Ethan Hawley reported that at least one-half of the first
ESPN Gonna Milk This Player’s Dead Dad For All It’s Worth
When the Steelers drafted Clemson receiver Clarence Perry Jr. in the sixth round of last month’s draft, ESPN came prepared to milk every last teardrop from the tragic death of
Drop Fucking Everything: North Dakota-North Dakota State Rivalry Heating Up
Drop fucking everything: The Fighting Hawks are playing the Bison right fucking now and this shit is intense as fuck! The heated UND-NDSU rivalry is in full swing, and all 17 rabid fans in
Due To Social Distancing, Hockey Fights Forced To Be Sticks Only
In an effort to ensure the safety of the players, the NHL has announced new social distancing rules that include all fights being regulated to sticks only. “Fighting has always
Report: Major League Soccer Is Back Or Has Disbanded Or Something
According to sources at the local pub, Major League Soccer is back or has disbanded or something. Based on chatter around the bar, it sounds like the MLS has either
Missing Sports? Here’s Footage Of My Son
Hey! You there! Is there a void in your life that only sports can fix? I hear ya, pal. But, lucky for you, here’s a video of my son! Just
Shot-Putter’s Olympic Dreams Only A Stone’s Throw Away
With a tremendous heave clearing the shot nearly 18 meters in the Olympic qualifier, Nordic shot-putter Johan Strømstad found himself a mere stone’s throw away from representing his country in
Climate Scientists Expect Field Hockey To Overtake Ice Hockey By 2032
Signaling the need for immediate action to slow the potential catastrophic impacts of climate change on indoor and outdoor rinks worldwide, scientists today released their findings in a report that
