BASEBALL
Baseball Purists Still Lobbying For More Fat, Drunk Players
A group of baseball purists who believe the game has gotten too far away from its chubbier, more inebriated roots is continuing to lobby the MLB for harsh requirements on
MLB Suspends Slugger 10 Days For Using Jimmy Eat World’s “The Middle” As Walk-Up Music
Major League Baseball is sending a clear message; terrible music will not be tolerated in their stadium. League officials decided to come down hard on center-fielder, Caleb Weaver, with a
Relief Pitcher Sick Of Hearing About How Tired Starting Pitcher Is
After taking the mound in the bottom of the 7th inning last night, relief pitcher Tommy Laszlo told reporters he’s sick and tired of having to hear how exhausted the
Lonely Pitcher Really Appreciates Mound Visit
Returning to the bullpen on Friday night, San Diego Padres pitcher Chris Paddack mentioned to reporters how incredibly pleased he was that pitching coach Larry Rothschild and catcher Francisco Mejia
Amazing: Watch These Little Leaguers Complete A Triple Play Against Three Very Out Of Shape Kids
During a humid July game in Iowa, a Little League game witnessed an incredible feat of athleticism, accompanied by gross incoordination. The match up today is between the mighty Tigers
MLB Condenses Season To 15,435 Games
Responding to the novel coronavirus pandemic that had endangered the MLB season, commissioner Rob Manfred yesterday announced that the league will dramatically reduce this upcoming season to a paltry 15,435
Drunk Cubs Fan Declares Wrigley Field Troughs Last Bastion Of Manliness
Speaking from row 14, section 227 on Friday, lifelong Chicago Cubs fan and self-proclaimed Bud Lite connoisseur Doug Wysocki issued a declaration to his fellow Wrigley Field attendees that the
Did COVID-19 Fix Baseball’s Regular Season?
Do we really need a regular season for baseball at all? No. Here’s why: COVID-19 fixed baseball’s regular season. No one really enjoys baseball’s regular season, but who doesn’t love