BASEBALL
New ESPN Docuseries Reveals How The Greatest Shit Of His Life Inspired Derek Jeter To Wear No. 2
“Hey son, how ‘bout we go outside and I’ll teach you how to throw a baseball game?”
-Shoeless Joe Jackson
“Quarantine’s easy. I’ve been dealing with crippling boredom my whole career.”
-Tim Kurkjian, MLB Analyst
The Top 6 Animals Randy Johnson Has Destroyed On And Off The Field
Did you know that bird wasn’t Randy Johnson’s first foray into destroying an animal with a ball? Here are the other top 6 beasts “The Big Unit” has obliterated: Mule
Yankee Fan Honored To Be Diagnosed With Lou Gehrig’s Disease
Speaking to a crowd of awed well-wishers from a consulting room in Beth Israel Hospital on Saturday, longtime New York Yankees fan Michael Solari said that he was incredibly honored
Deal Alert: First 10,000 Fans At Today’s Game Will Be Entered Into Raffle For Three-Way With Mr. And Mrs. Met
The greatest and rarest honor in New York sports could be yours this Monday night—if you buy a ticket to the Mets-Dodgers game. That’s right: The first ten-thousand fans will
MLB Draft Round Up: We Gotta Come Clean, We’ve Never Heard Of Any Of These Kids Either
The MLB draft ended without incident on July 19th, 2022, and we’re getting around to this now. So! Here you go! The draft culminated in a roster of 616 fresh,
Opinion: If Shohei Ohtani Is So Good, Then Why Does He Only Play For One Team?
As a baseball fan, I’ve noticed the only thing ESPN can talk about is the “great” Shohei Ohtani. Sure, he can hit and pitch, but that’s what he’s SUPPOSED to
Pathetic: WWII Veteran Throwing Out First Pitch Can’t Even Get The Ball Over The Plate
Absolutely pathetic. I thought these guys were supposed to be manly—with the title ‘The Greatest Generation’ this guy should have a howitzer, but I’ve seen more velocity at my local
D-Backs Announcer Clearly Working From Home
An air of confusion fell over the city of Phoenix yesterday, as it slowly became clear to everyone watching that D-Backs local play-by-play announcer Bob Berthiaume was clearly not present
Baby Got Bunt: Five Scorching Small Ball Plays That Got All The Dads Hot In Their Dockers
Sick of “hotdogs” catching the ball one-handed or bat-flipping their way to walk-off glory? Whatever happened to manufacturing the run—you know, like the ’72 Pirates did? Does the name Richie