BASEBALL
Sure, But How Fast Can You Throw A Radar Gun?
As a pro scout, I’ve seen countless baseball hot shots with fancy fastballs and impressive ‘junk’ come and go over the years, but the only thing I really look for
Opinion: It’s Good That Nike Is Fat-Shaming The Athletes For Once
Athletes have long awaited this day. The day when Nike, the premier sports apparel brand, stops catering to the lazy, out-of-shape “athlete” with nauseating motivational ads and oversized mannequins. The
MLB Groundskeeper Almost Finished Watering Dirt
Reports out of Camden Yards indicate Orioles head groundskeeper Gil Zahradnik and his six-man crew are just about done watering the dehydrated dirt between innings, providing the hungry dirt with
Miami Marlins Finally Hire First Orthopedic Surgeon
After 27 years in Major League Baseball, the Miami Marlins have finally hired the franchise’s first orthopedic surgeon. Dr. Kenneth Brookfield will now be responsible for diagnosing players’ injuries. In
Bored Baseball Fans Call For Newer, Stronger PEDs
Nostalgic baseball fans longing for the days when the sport used to be exciting staged a protest outside of Major League Baseball headquarters today, calling on the league to fund
College Baseball Team Dies After Staying Hungry All Season
A Division II college baseball team came hungry and stayed hungry all season long, resulting in the deaths of twelve promising athletes. “Those boys were starving for action and to
Athlete Makes Up For Troubling Allegations With Stellar Season
In a heartwarming redemption story, a star studded Houston Astros roster claims to make up for their regrettable on and off-the-field behavior with a stellar statistical season that will help
Good Seats Wasted on Bad Son
A father of three adult sons announced today that the luxury box seats that had been gifted to him last minute by a former colleague had been completely wasted on