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Appearing disoriented and confused as he crossed the finish line, Kenyan tourist Kitwana Onyongo won the Chicago Marathon this Sunday without realizing that he was running it. “I heard a

Neighbors and loved ones gathered poolside at the Warren County Recreational Center on Saturday to pay respects to local sports hero, Ryan Griffiths, 13, who won the 4th Annual US

Suddenly taking interest in the match after zoning out during the first hour and a half of the National Trivial Pursuit Championship, this Thursday local dad Patrick Gilson propelled his

The illustrious Tour De France is underway once again and showing why it’s still the tour de force of cycling, though this year, some have found it suspicious that this

After attracting a record-breaking thirteen fans per game in the past two seasons, the nation’s favorite professional male-only American soccer league is in financial ruin. “We need at least twenty

During the press conference for the upcoming WBO Cruiserweight Title Bout, challenger Torrey Hawkins voiced his disapproval for each and every one of champion Rueben Flores’ life experiences.  Hawkins proceeded

Stand-up comic Jake Tauer absolutely skewered the wild world of sports during his set Saturday night when he referred to all athletic competitions as “sportsball.” The ever-enlightened social satirist completely

Although nearly 3,000 years have passed since he last took the battlefield, Goliath, former Champion of the Philistines, is still haunted by the ghosts of his biblically infamous loss in

Voting to remove the toxic influence of homosexuality from its proud sports culture, the Alabama legislature today unanimously approved a bill to outlaw all gay wrestling. “This historic legislation is

In a shocking blow to the extreme sports world, Stephen Peltier has officially been disqualified from the X-Games for failing to test positive for marijuana.  In light of his dope

The International Olympic Committee has added Boss Agreement to next summer’s Olympic Games, giving top athletes the chance to showcase their transferable skills in agreeing with the boss’ latest untenable

Capping off an evenly-matched contest that saw the two sabres trade touches for nearly nine action-packed minutes, Notre Dame freshman Alicia Copeland was finally stabbed to death by her opponent,

As ratings and profits continue to decline, an average of 25 National Hockey League players lose their jobs every year, robbing so many hard-working athletes of their livelihoods. But, thanks