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Stanley Cup Prepares For Another Year Of Hanging Out With Drunk Assholes
After spending the past year perpetually partying and nursing hangovers with the Tampa Bay Lightning, the Stanley Cup has reportedly been mentally preparing itself for another year of hanging out
Here’s A List Of Scores From Games We Honestly Don’t Give A Shit About
Bruins – 1 Hurricanes – 5 Lightning – 0 Maple Leafs – 5 Blues – 4 Wild – 0 Kings – 4 Oilers – 3
Top 3 Most Preventable Ping Pong Homicides
From its birthplace in the crime-ridden back alleys of Jack the Ripper’s London to the current referee-decapitation scandal, ping pong has always had a murderous underbelly. Here are three homicides
Breaking Barriers: This Trans US Men’s Soccer Player Is Equally As Terrible As Rest Of Team
American soccer and LGBTQIA+ communities rejoiced last week as trans male midfielder Theodore Donaldson proved he can play just as terribly as the rest of the U.S. Men’s team. It
Hear Us Out: Golf, But More Pretentious
If you’re like me, you’ve felt that maybe you don’t fit in at country clubs because they’re a bit too…working class. Golf is the game of kings, not court jesters.
We Acknowledge That Russia Is Set To Invade Ukraine, But Can We Talk For A Second About Fucking Andrew Wiggins Starting In The All-Star Game?
Things are looking grim on the Eurasian front, as more Russian troops are steadily assembling along the Ukrainian border. While Vladimir Putin claims his forces are deployed purely as a
Ballbags And Blow: Inside The Scandalous World Of The National Cornhole Championships
The year was 1981, and in the sex- and drug-fueled world of pro lawn sports, cornholers reigned supreme. The bad boys of the back yard hosted post-competition romps in which
Hulk Hogan’s New Sex Advice Column Asks You To Bust Open Those Pussy Problems For The Hulkster, Brother!!
The Hulkster is coming to you live from Cedar Rapids, IA, and he’s heard millions of Hulkamaniacs around the world are having love problems BROTHER. Is Lovemania running wild on
Hear Us Out: The Kiss Cam But For Faculty Meetings
School is back in swing! But, with supervisors speaking in monotone voices to announcements that could have just been sent through email, staff meetings suck. If you’re a manager what
White Threesome Of 30-Somethings Went Out And Had Really White Time Today
As confirmed by Instagram, a threesome of white 30-somethings hit the golf course, and the close white friends went out and had a really white time. “Part-tee day with the
Five Foolproof Techniques To Assert Dominance Over The Other Parents At The Soccer Jamboree
Studies show that you have 6.5 minutes to establish who the alpha family is at a suburban sports tournament. The moment you unload the minivan the clock starts ticking, so
5 Fun Facts About Pickleball You Can Casually Drop Into Conversation To Help Sell Your Cryptocurrency
If you’re like us, you woke up hungover after Super Bowl LVI only to realize you were tricked by that son of a bitch Matt Damon into drunkenly dumping your
Quiz: Do You Have What It Takes To Mentally Abuse Your Kid Until They’re A Tennis Star?
From Andre Agassi to Jennifer Capriati, we know that behind every great tennis star is a piece-of-shit dad. Take this quiz to find out if you have what it takes
