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According to sources at the local pub, Major League Soccer is back or has disbanded or something.  Based on chatter around the bar, it sounds like the MLS has either

Hey! You there! Is there a void in your life that only sports can fix? I hear ya, pal. But, lucky for you, here’s a video of my son! Just

With a tremendous heave clearing the shot nearly 18 meters in the Olympic qualifier, Nordic shot-putter Johan Strømstad found himself a mere stone’s throw away from representing his country in

Signaling the need for immediate action to slow the potential catastrophic impacts of climate change on indoor and outdoor rinks worldwide, scientists today released their findings in a report that

Wow, whatta game! That kind of performance deserves a McDonald’s cone or maybe even a Blizzard, don’t you think? ⠀ I gotta say, the red team played really well, but

An FBI investigation into the World Series Of Poker (WSOP) has unearthed a massive betting scandal corrupting the event from the inside out. According to a report from the Bureau,

After struggling to find programming to fill airtime, ESPN announced this week that they have acquired the broadcast rights to all six seasons of Becker, which will become a cornerstone

As professional golf prepares to resume after a nearly three-month quarantine, the PGA Tour has outlined their plans for a safe return, which features a strong emphasis on social class

Local woman and functioning adult Bridget Keenan called a press conference on Friday to share her startling discovery that, in the wake of the Covid-19 shutdown, boyfriend Michael O’Brien has

Former Triple Crown-winning racehorse Senator Lettuce announced his exit from the sport of kings via Twitter today, telling followers that he’s choosing instead to settle for the next chapter of

The entire bowling world winced in horror this week as longtime PBA competitor Steve Haffner bowled a complete gutterball in his divorce proceedings, leading to an absolute worst-case-scenario split between

An open letter written by a concerned Sports Rioter We at Sports Riot prefer to pay no heed to trifling matters concerning fashion, but things have come forward about future

Another incredible day for the game of Tennis. Up and coming star Domantas Sabes cemented his name in the annals of a particular subsection of history by shattering a morbidly