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Linebacker Doesn’t Know It Yet, But He’s About To Tackle The Love Of His Life
The untold story of the NCAA National Championship Game. Alabama captain, James Quinn has it all: good looks, football stardom, and tons of adoring fans; the one thing missing is
7 Times The Wave Ruined My Life
Though participating in the wave has been a beloved pastime both for me and millions of sports fans across America, I have to admit it hasn’t always been smooth sailing.
Man In Bleachers Taking Photos Mainly Of You
We don’t mean to alarm you, and definitely don’t look now, but according to sources close to the field, the inconspicuous man in section 148 (the one you thought was
What This Locker Room Footage We Took Says About Your Favorite Team’s Stadium Security Measures
Sports Riot doesn’t beat around the bush. In fact, we hide in the bush until the security guard blocking that stadium door notices an ominously large fire at the opposite
Iron Bowl Vs Iron Dome: How Does The Auburn-Alabama Rivalry Stack Up Against Middle Eastern Conflicts
With NCAA football around the corner and conflict ravaging the Middle East, a lot of fans have rightfully been wondering how exactly the legendary Auburn-Alabama rivalry stacks up against other
San Francisco 49ers Become First Team With All-Electric Players
When 49ers coach Kyle Shanahan said that San Francisco would employ the NFL’s first all-electric, carbon-neutral team, most everyone laughed at the lofty goal. But last Thursday, Shanahan got the
Joe Paterno Spent The Last 10 Years Burning In Hell. Will It Affect His Legacy?
It’s no secret that Joe Paterno has spent the last decade in Hell burning under fiery blankets of lava. But will all that time in the sinner’s sauna ruin his
Gronk Opens Up About His Family’s Tragic History Of Dying In Corn Mazes
With autumn in full swing, former tight end Rob “Gronk” Gronkowski opened up on Sunday about his family history of dying in corn mazes, detailing a phenomenon that has claimed
Hear Us Out: We Give Owners CTE
The worry of chronic traumatic encephalopathy, or CTE, is leading to some terrible optics for the NFL. To help these issues go away, we at Sports Riot think the best
How To Watch A Live Birth Like A College Football Recruiter
If you’re a recruiter that wants to beat the elite programs to the punch, you’re gonna need to get your commitments early — even if you gotta start scouting in
Rusty Eagles Fan Needs A Few Games To Get Into Midseason Harassment Shape
Following a summer of warm weather, fresh air, and an alarming lack of battery-throwing, one Eagles fan admitted he was nowhere near midseason-harassment shape and would need a few games
Urban Meyer Still Lurking For Next Opportunity
Claiming he was “trailing in the fourth, but not out of it yet,” disgraced Jaguars coach Urban Meyer gave a surprise press conference on Wednesday maintaining that he was actively
Watson Hoped Slap On Wrist Would Be Slap On Penis
Sources close to suspended Cleveland Browns’ quarterback Deshaun Watson say that the player hoped his recent punishment for assaulting dozens of masseuses would be less a slap on the wrist