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Patrick Mahomes Buys Chiefs
Shortly after signing a $500 million, 10-year extension with the Kansas City Chiefs, Chiefs superstar Patrick Mahomes decided to use the money to purchase a majority stake in his own
Temp Agency Places Another Interim Coach
Renowned temp agency Pigskin Professionals has placed yet another interim coach for the Jacksonville Jaguars, their largest client, with all of their head coaches being temp placements dating back to
Doctors Unsure If Football Should Return In 2020 Or Ever
Following a recent report out of the National Institute of Health, doctors now say they’re unsure whether football should return this season or ever again. “We’ve come to the conclusion
To Comply With CDC Guidelines, NFL Mandates All Linemen Must Be Six Feet Wide
In a press statement released on Wednesday, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell laid out how the NFL will proceed in adhering to CDC safety guidelines during the 2020 season, noting that
Should Tom Brady’s Madden Rating Be Higher Or Am I Just Projecting My Own Insecurities?
Somebody, please help me! Am I just anxious about approaching middle age or should Tom Brady be higher than a 90 overall in the new Madden? We’re talking about a
Jerry Jones Asks Dak Prescott If He’d Ever Considered Becoming A White Quarterback
During contract negotiations with starting quarterback Dak Prescott, curiosity struck Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, prompting him to ask the veteran signal-caller if he ever considered becoming a white quarterback.
Washington Football Team Excited About New Era Of More Modern Racism
Speaking to reporters on Monday, Washington Football Team owner Dan Snyder said that, despite several recent controversies, his franchise remains on pace to join the NFL’s new era of more
Savvy Fantasy Football Owner Only Drafting Players With Strongest Immune Systems This Year
After days of tireless research into hundreds of potential draft picks, fantasy football owner Mark Thomas has figured out how he will take his Keeper League’s homemade trophy this year.
Roger Goodell Bans Coronavirus From NFL Facilities
The NFL has banned coronavirus in 2020 as the league attempts to play through the COVID-19 pandemic, according to a set of protocols distributed to teams Sunday and obtained Monday
BYU Celebrates “Biggest Win” After Coach Finds Gold-Plated Playbook Buried In Hill Behind His House
In a landmark moment for the BYU Football team, BYU is celebrating their biggest win after Head Coach Kalani Sitake found a gold-plated playbook buried in the hill behind his
New Washington Cheerleader Uniforms Just Trench Coat And Snow Pants
Although the Washington Football team has yet to reveal its new nickname, the organization took a step forward yesterday and announced that it will be updating its current traditional-but-offensive cheerleading
Washington Bans All Native American Imagery And People From Stadium
Responding to the growing wave of racial reckoning throughout the country and sports world, this Monday the Washington Football Team announced an immediate ban on all Native American imagery and
Madden Developers Having Trouble Accurately Animating NFL’s Corruption
While the new Madden game appears to be on schedule for its release later this fall, EA Sports developers have expressed concerns that, while the game might have more seamless