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NFL Owners Finally Able To Enjoy Jumbotron Pornography In Peace
While the novel coronavirus continues to impact everyday life, there have been some bright spots for athletes, who now spend more time with their families. For NFL owners, it’s provided
Stud College QB Already Has Eight Childrem
All-American quarterback and absolute freaking stud, Ben Brown, has incredibly already fathered eight children with eight different women and he’s only nineteen. Studs, absolute bad-asses like Brown come a long
Julian Edleman Still Waiting For Tom Brady To Come Back From That Trip To “Get Some Cigarettes”
When Tom Brady left the Patriots practice facility in March, he assured a concerned Julian Edelman he’d be right back and was just running out to get some cigarettes. With
Zoom NFL Draft Interrupted By Hacked Feed Streaming 35 Continuous Minutes Of Antonio-Brown-Themed Hentai
REPORT: Zoom was hacked once again during this year’s virtual NFL Draft. ESPN went quickly to commercial, but if you were watching closely enough millions of viewers witnessed a near
Dumbass 5 Year Old Picks Detroit Lions As Favorite Team
After seeing a bright blue version of his favorite animal, 5 year old Jackson Montana has unknowingly doomed himself by selecting the Detroit Lions as his favorite football team. Jackson,
Confused Right Guard Not Sure Why They Named A Deodorant After Him
Packers right guard Billy Turner said this past Wednesday that he was still trying to “get up to speed stick” as to why underarm deodorant company Right Guard® chose to
Is It Time For An NFL Team To Move To Chicago?
CHICAGO – It may be hard to believe, but the city of Chicago – the nation’s 3rd largest metropolis – does not currently have a professional football team to call
Tom Brady’s New Contract Getting Him One Step Closer To Making That Sweet Kirk Cousins Money
Entering his 21st season in the NFL and after signing a 2-year $50 Mil contract with the Buccaneers, Tom Brady is finally gaining ground on an achievement that has eluded
New Rams Stadium Made From 60% Compostable Lower-Income Homes
Construction is underway for the new SoFi Stadium in Inglewood, and true to the city of Los Angeles’ forward-thinking spirit, lead engineering firm AECOM Hunt has promised that the finished
After 4,516 NFL Mock Drafts Here’s What We Know
With the NFL Draft underway, we at Sports Riot have been hard at work calculating 4,516 mock drafts in order to predict precisely what will happen this weekend. Here’s what
Referee Gives Wife Two-Minute Warning During Intercourse
After blowing his whistle and throwing a flag for false foreplay, NFL referee Joe Hodges glanced at the clock positioned on his nightstand and notified his wife that exactly two
Tragic: This Quarterback Connected With His Receiver For 12 Yards, But Failed To Connect With Him Emotionally
Washington State wide receiver Nate Kumerow Jr.’s celebration was short-lived last week after connecting with quarterback Anthony Gordon on a 12-yard post route but once again failing to connect with
Report: That Player Just Sustained A Lifelong Injury. Let’s Take Another Look
Breaking news! It looks like the home team’s top left tackle, Donovan Johnson sustained what appears to be a pretty severe, if not lifelong, injury. Let’s take a closer look.
