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Jim Harbaugh Shows Team What It Means To Be A Charger By Hooking Car Battery To Nipples
Standing shirtless in the facility’s parking prior to Friday’s Chiefs/Chargers matchup, Head Coach Jim Harbaugh attached car battery clamps to his nipples in order to demonstrate to his team what

Jordan Hudson’s Relationship Loaded With Incentives And Guaranteed Money
With UNC coach Bill Belichick’s recent acquisition of GF Jordon Hudson, it has been disclosed to Sports Riot that the terms of this relationship will be 7 years and worth

How To Cast Level 5 Magic Spells During Your Fantasy Football Draft
The NFL’s quest for ratings domination has led to a burgeoning fan base of dungeon masters, all excitedly polishing their wands for fantasy football. Newcomers might worry they don’t know

Kevin Stefanski Confident That Browns Will Know Week 1 Starting Quarterback by Week 6
Browns head coach Kevin Stefanski told reporters Monday that, while the season opener is just weeks away, he is “extremely confident” the team will identify its Week 1 starting quarterback

Fantasy Drafter Accused Of Performance Enhancing Sobriety
Fantasy league commissioner confirmed Tuesday that Pittsburgh-area resident Brian Sternik has been participating in drafts completely alcohol-free, a violation of the sacred, unwritten covenant of fantasy football. Competitors insist sobriety

Kirk Cousins Asked To Crouch Behind Gatorade Cooler For Team Photo
Atlanta Falcons Owner Arthur Blank took one look at the 2025 team picture and knew he had fixed the problem. Unlike the 2024 team photo, Kirk Cousins was asked to

Deion Sanders’ Bladder Was Removed, Mock Drafts Have It Going To Browns In 2026
Deion Sanders’ comeback from cancer left the high-stepping Hall of Famer without his original bladder, and NFL draftniks think his loss will be the Cleveland Browns’ gain. A former 5-star

New Madden 26 Mode Lets You Defend Players In Front Of A Grand Jury
Madden is back with Madden 26, and it’s easily the best installment since Madden 25. Stepping up the realism once again, EA takes you to parts of the NFL never

Josh Allen Promises This Is The Year The Bills Lose Just A Little Later
Quarterback Josh Allen is setting expectations high — or at least slightly delayed —heading into the 2025 NFL season, telling reporters this could be the year the Buffalo Bills go

Thousands Unable To Afford Healthcare After NFL Sunday Ticket Auto-Renewal
In another crushing blow to Americans making over $200k annually, NFL Sunday Ticket subscriptions auto-renewed this month. The football broadcast package costs as much as a consultation with a cardiologist

Revealed: Aaron Rodgers Agrees to Marriage on Condition That He Can Also Bring Along Allen Lazard and Davante Adams
As we get closer to the NFL season, new details are coming out about Aaron Rodgers’ mysterious marriage. According to insiders, the Steelers signal caller agreed to be wed in

Ranking All 32 Quarterbacks In The Cleveland Brown’s Locker Room
Experts said it shouldn’t be done, but words have never once swayed the Browns organization. After realizing they’d only been playing with one signal caller this entire time, they went

Bills Mafia Puts Hit On Mahomes, Bullet Misses Wide Right
Patrick Mahomes may be a made man in Chiefs Kingdom, but that didn’t stop Bills Mafia from putting a hit on the future Hall of Famer. Buffalo big boss Sean
