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Shotgun, Pistol, And Other Formations The Democrats Want To Take Away From You
While some members of Congress are busy serving Americans in productive ways, like working to put God back in our schools or making sure they don’t have to disclose their
Cowardly Running Back Won’t Risk Lifelong Neck Issues For Two Extra Yards
Seahawks fans showered Lumen Field with boos, insults, and projectiles this past week after running back Chris Carson displayed great cowardice in consistently refusing to risk lifelong neck issues for
Top Three Most Hated Current Commissioners Of The NFL
NFL commissioners are vile, loathsome creatures who deserve their annual draft day boo-fest. They enforce the rules, battle the NFL Players Association, oversee league expansion, and, generally speaking, carry out
Opinion: Taunting? All He Did Was Yell ‘Suck My Taint, You Limp-Dicked Motherfuckers!’ While Pretending To Teabag An Injured Player
Saturday’s suspension of 11-year-old Pop Warner linebacker Mikey Zuber for allegedly yelling “suck my taint, you limp-dicked motherfuckers!” to an injured tailback while pretending to teabag him is, to be
49ers Trade Jimmy Garoppolo To Calvin Klein
A pair of high-end assets are getting new threads. VOGUE and NFL Insiders reported today that the San Francisco 49ers have sent quarterback Jimmy Garoppolo to Calvin Klein in a
Debate Time: Can The Dallas Cowboys Still Be ‘America’s Team’ Even Though They’re Successful?
During the NFL’s lifetime, nothing has screamed “America” quite like Jerry Jones’ perennially optimistic, silver-and-blue-blooded Dallas Cowboys. But as the team has propelled itself to the top of every stats
Is Dan Snyder The NFL’s Biggest Monster Or Is That Title Shared With 75 Other People?
We all know that Dan Snyder, the Washington Football Team’s owner, is an irredeemable scumbag. But is Dan “the-racist-human-trafficking-man” Snyder really worthy of the top spot in the NFL’s All
Opinion: I’m Not Your Everyday Alcoholic; I’m A Sports Journalist
Whenever I’m at a game trying to buy more than the two drinks per-purchase at the concession stand or downing a shot or four each inning or getting kicked out
City Of Jacksonville Invites Urban Meyer On Ominous Trip To The Everglades
Amidst an underwhelming season thus far, the city of Jacksonville invited head coach Urban Meyer on an ominous “once-in-a-lifetime” trip to the Florida Everglades. Mayor Lenny Curry, who showed up
Kirk Cousins Throws 17 Interceptions After ‘Doing Own Research’ On Opposing Defense
Vikings fans were dealt a devastating blow on Sunday, as quarterback Kirk Cousins threw 17 interceptions against San Francisco following promises to do his “own research” on the 49ers’ defense.
Washington Commanders Hire Jon Gruden As Head Coach
After only being out of coaching since October 2021, Jon Gruden has landed another NFL head coaching role. According to NFL insiders, in what can only be called the biggest
Do The Lions Have The Best Practice Squad In Detroit?
There’s no better feeling than coming across a hole-in-the-wall restaurant that offers the best food in the city that no one knows about. Except, of course, finding the best practice
Hear Us Out: Term Limits For Quarterbacks
Quarterbacks hold an important position in American society. Far more Americans look to Patrick Mahomes for leadership than George Washington. However, unlike presidents, quarterbacks can serve in their roles indefinitely.