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Satanic Football Player Points To The Ground After Scoring Touchdown
After scoring the game-tying touchdown, running back Damien Phillips pointed both index fingers towards the ground to honor the great and powerful Lucifer for granting him the ability to win
Is The ‘Fighting Irish’ Mascot Insensitive To Ireland’s Well-Documented History Of Cowardice?
The Notre Dame Leprechaun presents an impossible dichotomy: How in the world does an institution like Notre Dame spit in the face of Ireland’s well-documented history of cowardice by presenting
Aaron Rodgers To Spend Next Offseason In LA Soft Launching New Cult
Calling the move “critical for his physical and emotional healing,” veteran quarterback Aaron Rodgers has announced plans to take time during the NFL’s offseason to become the spiritual and salvational
Lifelong St. Louis Rams Fan Just Wants To Witness One 10.0-Rated Los Angeles Earthquake Before They Die
There’s only one item on lifelong St. Louis Rams fan David Harbrook’s bucket list: to see a 10.0-rated earthquake lay waste to the city of Los Angeles. Writing on his
31-Year-Old Running Back Put Down Following Severe Knee Injury
Sports Riot is reporting that following a severe knee injury during the fourth quarter of Sunday’s game, Minnesota Vikings’ star running back Carter Williams was taken out back by Vikings’
Hospital Visit From Team Punter Alerts Kid To Fact He’s Probably Gonna Survive
The appearance of Dolphins’ punter Alex Loman on Wednesday confirmed to the family of 6-year-old crash-victim Colin Hannegan that Colin would not only survive the accident but likely, one day,
Disney Apologizes For Muppet Version Of ‘Remember The Titans’
Following a controversy-laden release on Disney+, the media giant has come forward today to apologize for their ill-advised Muppet remake of ‘Remember the Titans’. “‘Remember the Titans’ is a powerful
This Day In Sports History: Virginia McCaskey Acquires Bears In Louisiana Purchase
The Chicago Bears are a team with a history as deep and rich as the lasagna those locals try to pass off as “pizza.” But as one recently unearthed historical
Dallas Cowboys Scramble To Fill Out Roster After Entire Team Dies In Saloon Shootout
The big boss men up Dallas way have found theirselves in a predicament t’fill a roster after all their Cowboys done perished in a saloon shootout come last Saturday. Folk
Is Dak Prescott The Kirk Cousins Of Jimmy Garoppolos?
With other quarterbacks, it’s clear where they stand in the League. Lamar Jackson? Any analyst worth their salt will tell you he’s the Michael Vick of Steve Youngs. Aaron Rodgers?
Aaron Rodgers Admits To Pat McAfee His Favorite Quarterback Of All Time Is Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers has done it again. On Tuesday’s Pat McAfee Show, Rodgers, exhibiting his trademark humility, revealed his “favorite quarterback of all time.” The answer, he admitted, was “Aaron Rodgers.”
Quiz: Which NFL Coach Are You In The Bedroom?
NFL coaches either get the job done, or they’re kicked to the curb holding their junk. This quiz might not get you to the big game, but it’ll tell you
Franchise Player Leaving Town Takes Out Full Page Ad To Tell Fans How Much They Can Fuck Themselves
Hours after news broke that the Green Bay Packers traded away quarterback and former four time MVP Aaron Rodgers, it is now being reported that the former Wisconsin star let
