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Buffalo Bills Owner Plans To Relocate Team To 1964
In a radical move Buffalo Bills owner, Terrence Pegula, plans to relocate the team to the year 1964. Pegula announced the news at a press conference Thursday to a noticeably

The 2019 Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Are They the ‘2016 Tampa Bay Buccaneers’ of the NFL?
After four games in the books, the 2019 Tampa Bay Buccaneers beg the question: are they the 2016 Tampa Bay Buccaneers of the NFL? Even though they play in a

Aaron Rodgers Forgets Mason Crosby In Car With Windows Rolled Up
Aaron Rodgers was arrested in Green Bay this past Sunday after forgetting Packers kicker Mason Crosby in the car with the windows rolled up. Police discovered Crosby after responding to

LA Charger Charged With Battery After Battering Charger Girl With Car Battery
The District Attorney for Los Angeles County confirmed last Thursday that LA Charger, Ben Quirke was charged with battery after a Charger Girl alleged he battered her with a car

Winner of Army Vs. Navy Game Really Depends on Whether Surface Land or Water
As is true whenever these two military powerhouses face off, this year’s Army-Navy game will once again come down to whether the surface they play on is land or water.

Masked Singer Producers Ignore Hundreds Of Calls From Antonio Brown
Sources close to the producers of the hit show, “The Masked Singer,” have told Sports Riot they have been ignoring hundreds of phone calls from former NFL wide receiver Antonio

Eli Manning Somehow Throws Interception At Dave & Buster’s Football Toss Machine
Sources inside of local arcade franchise Dave & Buster’s reported seeing New York Giants’ star backup quarterback Eli Manning leaving in a huff after somehow managing to throw an interception

Madden Introduces Special Move For Aaron Rodgers Where You Can Get Your Coach Fired
EA developers have unveiled Coach Mode, an exciting update to the Madden franchise this year where you, as Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers, can strategically steer yourself, your teammates,

Rams’ Home Opener Delayed After Goff Gets Lost In Tunnel Again
Sunday’s game between the Los Angeles Rams and New Orleans Saints was delayed as team officials searched for missing Rams quarterback, Jared Goff, who disappeared on his way out of

Seventh-Round Draft Pick Ready To Prove He Should Have Been Fifth-Round Draft Pick
Saying he means no disrespect to the players taken before him, New England Patriots’ seventh-round draft pick, Jamal Andrews, told reporters on Sunday that he’s ready to prove he deserved

New “Goff Institute” Receives $15 Million In Funding To Help Disadvantaged Young Quarterbacks Cope With Inability To Read Defense
Last Friday, the “Goff Institute” received a $15 million endowment to aid them in their quest to help disadvantaged young quarterbacks cope with the crippling inability to read defenses. “I

Matt Ryan’s Search For Another Teammate With A Coin Collection Continues
Of the main storylines in the Atlanta Falcons season none is more apparent than Matt Ryan’s search for another teammate with a coin collection. Ryan has been described as grabbing

NFL Commercial Comes On During NFL Game To Convince NFL Fan To Watch NFL
Staring at the screen in the sports bar where he and his friends regularly meet to watch Monday Night Football, NFL fan Jacob Levis was reportedly very impressed as he
