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Chargers Trade First-Round Pick To Rams For 17 Fans
In a move sure to shake up the AFC West, the Los Angeles Chargers made a major offseason splash today by trading their first-round draft pick to the Los Angeles
49ers Preemptively Place All Draft Picks On Injured Reserve
With the No. 3 pick in the NFL Draft, the San Francisco 49ers are ready to draft a player who will be the cornerstone of the franchise’s injured reserve roster
Zach Wilson Spends Last Minutes Of Freedom With Loved Ones Before Pending Jets Selection
As the inevitable cruel moment of fate drew near, sources close to the Wilson family report that Zach Wilson spent the last few precious minutes as a non-Jets player delivering
Trevor Lawrence Prepares For Future In Jacksonville by Learning Proper Way To Vomit Jungle Juice Over A Riverwalk Railing
Clemson quarterback and No. 1 overall draft pick Trevor Lawrence is wasting no time in preparing for life in his new city, working tirelessly to learn the complicated etiquette behind
Trevor Lawrence’s Adherence To COVID Guidelines Leaves Jags Wondering If He’ll Be A Good Fit In Florida
Trevor Lawrence’s decision to attend the Cleveland NFL draft remotely in deference to COVID guidelines has left Jacksonville players wondering if the Clemson star will be a good fit in
Nation Still Not Recovered From Almost Having To Watch A Bills Super Bowl
A few days have passed and the American people are reportedly still not fully recovered from the prospect of having to watch the Buffalo Bills in the Super Bowl. Despite
Half Of State Farm Marketing Team Fired After Aaron Rodgers Fails To Make It To Super Bowl
State Farm’s marketing agency confirmed that 50% of its employees were laid off following The Packers’ loss in the NFC championship. “We were pretty much all in on Aaron, which
Hear Us Out: Super Bowl Commercials But Without Ads
Picture this: It’s Sunday, you’ve got your favorite Bryan Buckley jersey on, and as you settle into the couch, a delightful, mythical creature appears on your television screen. “Honey,” you
Bill Belichick Returns To The Lab Inquiring If The Ghosts Are “Field Ready”
Despite February 8th being the official first day of the offseason, when most coaches return to their families and enjoy some much needed rest; New England head coach Bill Belichick,
Bill Belichick Posts Revenge Bod Bikini Pic One Minute Into Super Bowl LV
Bill Belichick, who was devastated just eight months ago when he was dumped by his former quarterback Tom Brady, has clearly gone all in on Paleo and Pilates. The new
Hear Us Out: Tom Brady But Without Boston Fans
We fully admit it—we’re total Brady fans. From his Supermodel-wife-winning smile to a chin cleft you could drive an airboat through, Towering Tom of Tampa Bay is “Super” in more
State Of Florida Mandates Fan Must Test Positive For COVID Before Attending Super Bowl
Today, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis announced a series of executive orders designed to imprint the character and spirit of the state of Florida onto Sunday’s Super Bowl. Among a myriad
Halftime Show Surprise Guest Revealed To Be Category 4 Hurricane
After weeks of speculation, a leaked email revealed today that a category 4 hurricane will be the surprise guest during The Weeknd’s Super Bowl LV halftime show. Hurricane Alicia, the