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NFL Announces Super Bowl LVI To Be A Best-Of-Three Series
After the addition of an 18th week in regular play netted the NFL countless millions in profit, the league has announced the Super Bowl will become a best-of-three series. Commissioner

Upset Alert: Fans Lose Pro Bowl
In a high-stakes matchup this past weekend, NFL Fans once again took a big loss against their opponent, the Pro Bowl. The Fans’ defeat comes on the heels of a

Pregnant Woman Glad She’ll Never Have To Experience Pain Of Double-Doinking A Playoff Field Goal
A three-time mother with one on the way is ecstatic that she’ll never have to experience the excruciating, soul-tearing pain of double-doinking a key playoff field goal. Danielle Salidino’s viral

Is Your Man Cave Even Complete If You Don’t Have Ted Williams’ Frozen Head In The Mini Fridge?
When it comes to watching the big game, the last thing I want to do is compromise. That’s why I make sure my space is entirely set up to entertain:

NFL Report Confirms Getting Concussed Is A Whole Vibe
The NFL announced Monday the findings of a rigorous review on the impact of repeated head trauma in relation to a person’s state of being, and the results overwhelmingly confirmed

CBS Interrupts Broadcast Of Jet-Jaguars Game To Bring You ‘Joe Versus The Volcano’
So you’re thinking about changing the channel, and we get it. Jets-Jaguars? Whose genius idea was it to schedule that on prime time? But stick around because things are about

5 NFL Quarterbacks Who Failed To Help Their Fans Beat Brain Cancer
Seven-time Super Bowl champ Tom Brady helped a 10-year-old fan beat brain cancer this past year. As usual, other QBs have tried to emulate TB12’s accomplishments to lackluster results. Here

How To Support The NFL And Other Small Businesses This Saturday
In the midst of an ongoing pandemic that has impacted small businesses all across the country, it is especially important to support the NFL this upcoming Saturday. We all have a special place

Mahi Mahi And 5 Other Things Only Assholes Bring To Tailgates
The tailgate is a proud, American tradition, but fair warning: if you bring something that screams “pretentious,” your friends are more likely to circle the wagons than hand you a

Rams’ HR Department Horrified To Learn Entire Team Just Walking Around Locker Room Dicks Out And Everything
Emails leaked from the Los Angeles Rams Human Resources Department yesterday underscore the need for a clear, consistent NFL cock policy as the messages indicate the entire team simply walks

We Review The Best Items From NFLShop.Com To Spice Up Your Sex Life
A healthy sex life, much like football, is all about teamwork. When two or more teammates get together to accomplish a mutually pleasurable goal, that leaves both parties satisfied. So,

Asshole Doesn’t Even Wear Eagles Jersey To Daughter’s First Communion
Philadelphia native Tommy Abruzzo turned heads this Sunday when he walked into Old St. Mary’s Catholic Church for his daughter’s First Communion wearing nothing but a blue blazer, mauve tie,

Meet The Armless Quarterback Who Refused To Let His Poor Eyesight Stop Him From Reaching The NFL
Growing up as an armless kid in West Texas, Adam “Four Eyes” Guidroz could only dream of one day overcoming his poor eyesight to play quarterback in the NFL. Today,
