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Boy, I sure am tired. It feels like a wave of exhaustion is just washing over me. I don’t know if it’s this Jets game or these dick pills, but

The NFL hasn’t been the same since Beast Mode walked away, leaving a Marshawn-Lynch-sized hole in the place where our hearts used to be. Here are five running backs we at

Look, we live IN the future. Just today, I had a new lawnmower delivered and watched the birth of my grandchild on an iPad, so someone needs to tell me

Marcus Mariota: If Derek Carr injures himself again, Marcus Mariota has all the tools you need to be successful: a jersey number, a helmet, and letters that spell a name.

As NFL teams are faced with tough decisions at the end of training camp, there are clear roster battles unfolding across the league. With multiple GMs on the hot seat,

In a close call that could have been absolutely catastrophic, Tampa Bay quarterback Tom Brady was rushed to the Tampa General Hospital emergency room on Thursday after appearing to have

Invoking the history of devastating loss that has long plagued it, Chicago Bears GM Ryan Poles held a press conference on Monday announcing plans to convert the team’s soon-to-be-former home,

Are you ready for football season? Are you ready for the next Booger McFarland? As we all know Booger McFarland’s Monday Night Football stint included fantastical claims such as “Football

Salt, acid, heat, and fat linemen – these are four cornerstones required to create a great college pizza town. Yet a definitive list ranking the nation’s college towns by way

In an effort to improve their financial statements and reduce the amount of cheddar on hand, the Green Bay Packers Board of Directors issued a stock buyback to net each

Howdy, pilgrims! We’ve heard a great bunch ‘a NFL analysts are plumb mad wit’ that yella belly outlaw, Jerry Jones, who ‘parently went on down ta the O.K. Draft Corral

After failing to get a callback for the role of an embarrassing dad in an insurance commercial, local actor Donovan Helsen, 36, says he’s considering taking a part-time job as

The NFL has set its sights on expanding mental health care by today announcing a new program that offers counseling to players who have recently died by suicide. Beginning as