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Alleged Serial Killer Fitting Right In On Patriots Coaching Staff
Although they were initially worried about the fit, the Patriots front office happily reported on Thursday that the team’s new defensive line coach and rumored serial murderer of over 22
NFL+ Premium Subscription Will Allow Fans To View Previously Blurred Out Locker Room Dicks
As first announced on NFL social media, the NFL has announced that any fan with a subscription to NFL+ will be allowed to see any previously edited out locker room
Dedicated Player: Rodgers Takes Time To Insult All 537,460 Packers Owners Face-To-Face
If there’s an award for “Greatest Team Player of All Time,” I nominate Aaron Rodgers. You heard that correctly. Aaron. Charles. Rodgers. The former Packers’ QB took it upon himself
Report: The Eyeblack Stays On During Sex
Quarterback Tyler Tyson maintains a competitive edge both on and off the playing field. He has confirmed to multiple media members and reportedly with every partner he’s ever had, telling
Aaron Rodgers Discovers Theoretical Fifth Down
Aaron Rodgers has done it again. The 38-year-old quarterback — who has won four League MVPs, hosted “Jeopardy!”, and was named the “NFL’s Deepest Thinker” by his Instagram bio —
We Sat Down With Robert Kraft At The NFL Owners Summit And Now We’re Being Hunted For Sport
When Sports Riot scored an exclusive interview with Robert Kraft at the NFL Owners Summit on the exotic Isla de la Condenada, we quickly assembled our reporters. But as our
Aaron Rodgers Horrified To Learn He Hallucinated Super Bowl Win
In a somber press conference following a two-week voluntary stint in a Stevens Point rehab facility, Aaron Rodgers revealed to reporters that he had just learned his 2011 season with
Jacksonville Jaguars Announce New Transport Partnership With Bang Bus
In a mutually beneficial maneuver, Jaguars owner Shad Khan announced that the team had finally “bent over to the throbbing, massive demands of the Jacksonville fanbase,” and had entered into
Super Bowl Or World Cup: Which Can Hold More Liquid?
Now that the great size debate has finally reached the Super Bowl and World Cup, men and women from around the globe need to know – which can hold more
First Female Super Bowl Ref Excited To Be Second-Guessed On National Stage
The NFL’s first female Super Bowl referee told reporters today in a press conference that she is ecstatic at the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be second-guessed in front of almost 100
Opinion: The Super Bowl Peaked At IV And It’s Time To Finally Cancel It
On January 11, 1970, the Kansas City Chiefs defeated the Minnesota Vikings 23-7. Each player left with $42, a traumatic brain injury, and the honor of playing in the greatest
Shirtless, Blindfolded Gardner Minshew Doing Kung Fu On Sideline
Is it the glorious mullet? The katana-sharp mustache? Or his shirtless body glistening in the bright lights of primetime as he trains tirelessly to be the world’s deadliest backup quarterback?
Someone Left A Scathing Yelp Review Of Tampa’s Raymond James Stadium And We’re Pretty Sure It Was Bill Belichick
Sports Riot discovered a chillingly calculated one-star Yelp review of the Bucs’ Raymond James Stadium and we’re pretty sure the writer, “ScowlDaddy1952,” is Patriots head coach Bill Belichick. “Field too