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Following two tumultuous seasons with several arms violations, NBA intelligence officials have warned that Ja Morant is merely days away from successfully developing nuclear weapons in order to decimate Earth

Chase Spencer, a Los Angeles spin instructor and “the biggest” Laker fan, thought that her team would have already won the NBA championship. “Is basketball really still going? we’re the

Sources close to the President have confirmed confusion and displeasure.  “I love the NBA, everybody loves the NBA, who doesn’t love the NBA? But last night I wanted to watch

The debate about cubic versus spherical basketballs has raged for over 50 years. Purists, of course, prefer the cubic ball and decry the modern Michael Jordan era as “soft,” “without

This past Monday, we at Sports Riot incorrectly reported that Phoenix had fired their head coach, Mike Budenholzer, “straight into the sun.” This reporting was made surrounding a tight deadline

Over two millennia ago, during a game of holy one-on-one, Judas dunked on the son of God.  “This act of aggression showed the other apostles that Judas was not faithful

An NBA spokesman announced Monday that the league would sadly not renew The Charlotte Hornets for a twenty-eighth season. The announcement comes on the heels of other cancellations such as

A recent poll taken in the Greater Philadelphia area reveals that a small percentage of Sixers fans are starting to worry about the team’s chances for the 24–25 season. While