Quotes

“He had a missle crisis in his pants, too.”
–Virginia McCaskey, on her brief relationship with JFK
March 30, 2025
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“Is Joy Taylor looking for employment??”
–Jerry Jones, frantically calling every number in his phone
March 30, 2025
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“This isn’t the end of my journey. This isn’t even my final form.”
–Aaron Rodgers, on going 4-13 with the Titans next season
March 30, 2025
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“I put my biceps around disappointment and I squeeze that fuck to death.”
–Dan Campbell, on adversity
March 30, 2025
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“Baker’s been really impressing me lately.”
–Aaron Rodgers, on the news Baker Mayfield is suing his father
March 30, 2025
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“It’s nice to finally feel like a part of Jacksonville.”
–Trevor Lawrence, on his massive concussion
March 30, 2025
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“People always think it’s in Kansas, but it’s actually in Missouri.”
–Travis Kelce, on the final resting place of the Ark of the Covenant
March 30, 2025
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