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5 Things To Know Before You Don’t Watch The World Series
The groundswell, desire, and anticipation for the October Classic has reached null critical mass with the Yankees-Dodgers World Series kicking off tonight! In what promises to be 4-to-7 games void of any adrenaline-must-see-excitement, Sports Riot is here to tell you everything YOU NEED TO KNOW about this match-up before you completely ignore baseball’s finale entirely. […]

Breaking: A’s Allowing Fans To Park On Field
The Oakland A’s announced that fans may park on Oakland–Alameda County Coliseum field as of Friday, August 30th for free! “It’s such a convenience, I must admit. You park, say ‘Hi’ to a player or two and walk up to your seats,” said Brian Kelleyan, local Oakland resident, “Leaving is a breeze, too!” When asked […]

“Bronny and LeBron could be the next great father-son duo. But they could never share a hooker.”
–Ken Griffey, Sr.

“Translate this for me: I’m pinning all allegations on my translator.”
–Shohei Ohtani, speaking in another language directly to his interpreter

Dad Can Make Your Wedding Now That The Phillies Aren’t In The World Series, But He’s Pissed Off
After a tough game 4 loss to the Dodgers, your devoted Phillies fan and bandwagon father has finally RSVPed to the wedding invitation you left for him with Mom five

Prospect Of Mariners In World Series Has Seattle Resident Too Excited To Sleep Under Bridge
After 24 long years, the Mariners have made it past the first round of the MLB playoffs, reaching an ALCS against the Toronto Blue Jays in what many Seattle superfans

Apology From Our Editors: Lou Gehrig Didn’t Die From ALCS
We no longer consider ourselves the luckiest people on the face of the earth as The Sports Riot editorial team would like to issue a sincere correction regarding a long-standing

Cubs Honor Ryne Sandberg By Not The Winning World Series This Season
Following the death of Hall of Fame second baseman Ryne Sandburg in July, the Cubs decided to dedicate the 2025 season to honoring old “Ryno’s” legacy. The entire organization, in

Paul Skenes Youngest to 200 K’s And 200-Loss Season
2025 has seen its share of bizarre stats, including four players with four-home-run games, a catcher vying for the home-run title, and a pitcher-slugger who could take his third consecutive

Report: Shortstop Spends Countless Hours Looking For Shortstop Base
Rookie shortstop Cal Vega of the Everett (WA) Aquasox has spent significant time this season searching for what he calls the “shortstop base.” Vega, who began playing late in high

Hear Us Out: Do Away With Catchers And Just Let The Ball Hit The Ump
We’ve all been there: bottom of the 6th, down $80 betting on the jumbotron hat game, home team losing by 4 and the ump calls an obvious slider down the

Stadium Vendor Unsuccessfully Attempts To Start ‘Hot Dogs!’ Chant
Seen but not heard. That’s the unspoken credo of the hot dog vendor. Get the meat to the people without disrupting the game. Unless you’re Ed “Big Dog” Miller, it’s




