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Fans Hoping Jake Paul Fights Cancer Next
The meteoric rise of Jake Paul, YouTuber turned professional fighter, has been marked by wins against many of the sports’ most decorated first-timers. Now fans are clamoring for Paul to
FIFA Peace Prize Modeled After Hands Of Workers Who Died Building Qatar Soccer Stadiums
Following President Donald Trump’s reception of the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize, new information has revealed the trophy to be modeled after the hands of the thousands of migrant workers who
Veteran Who Survived Normandy Invasion Booed For Not Understanding Bongo Cam
A sold-out crowd at UBS Arena turned hostile Saturday night after 98-year-old World War II veteran Harold “Bud” Minter failed to participate in the Islanders’ beloved Bongo Cam, a lighthearted
Jeffrey Epstein’s Number To Be Retired By Nashville Predators
In Nashville on Friday, in a ceremony long anticipated by the Predator community, Jeffrey Epstein had his jersey number retired forever cementing him in Predator fans hearts and on all-time
Trump Reminds Foreign Tennis Stars ‘U.S. Open’ Just The Name Of The Tournament
Donald Trump clarified today that the U.S. Open is exactly what it sounds like: a tennis tournament. Nothing more, nothing less. Speaking to reporters outside the White House, Trump reminded
Potential UFC Showdown Would Be First Fight On White House Lawn Since Mamie Eisenhower Beat the Brakes Off Pat Nixon
Donald Trump’s announcement that a UFC fight may be held on the White House lawn has been met with both roars of enthusiasm and sighs of resignation. However, many Americans
NASCAR Driver Banned From School Drop-Off Again
The engine roars. The Castrol Oil logo glistens on the hood. The tires of the baddest, meanest ’94 Chrysler minivan screech. It’s 7am. And ex-NASCAR driver Jeremiah Richard continues to
BREAKING: Stanley Cup Arrested In Florida For DUI
“Do you even know who I am?” slurred the 133-year-old Stanley Cup to a Broward County patrol officer after being pulled over for DUI late Friday night. According to a
Stephen A. Smith Currently Developing First-Ever Hockey Bad Take
Deep inside ESPN labs, legend Stephen A Smith is concocting a take that he says will “stop the world cold.” Sources close to the situation are confirming that Stephen A,
Hear Us Out: ESPN Should Hire One Likable Host
Here we were, scrolling through channels, and we happened to land on ESPN for the first time in a while, and we were caught off guard. It’s like they put
Nashville Predators Open Anonymous Online Chat Room To Talk With Young Fans
The NHL franchise Nashville Predators unveiled a new initiative Monday called “PredatorChat” that has members of the team and organization hosting an online chat room to interact with young fans.
This Day In Sports History: Billie Jean King Defeats Sexism For A Couple Of Hours
Remember sexism? Of course you do: It’s the prevailing law of the day! But what if we told you that on September 20, 1973, for a period of almost two
Oh Fuck Oh Shit! Someone In A Wheelchair Just Asked If You Watched The Paralympics!
A person in a wheelchair has approached you. Oh, FUCK. Oh, SHIT. We can tell – this is going to be a Paralympics conversation. Did you watch any this year?
