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Aaron Glenn Assures Jets Fans 2025 Super Bowl Run Still Possible Based On These 31 Team Bus Accidents
With the New York Jets having finished the 2025 regular season in last place with a 3-14 record, many fans assumed this would spell the end of their Super Bowl

Alarming: 34 Percent Of Americans Don’t Even Know Who Their Backup QB Is
A chilling study out of the Pew Research Center revealed Friday that more than a third of the country doesn’t even know the first and last names of their team’s

Deion Sanders Not Interested In Browns Job Due To Messy Quarterback Situation
Since becoming head coach of the Colorado Buffaloes, Deion Sanders has been eyeing an upgrade to the NFL. Now that a clear opportunity has presented itself in the Cleveland Browns,

Tua Shopping Free Agent Suitors By Seeing Which Turf is Most Comfortable to Bounce Head Off Of
Soon-to-be former Miami Dolphins QB Tua Tagovailoa is set to hit free agency for the first time in his career this offseason and his head has been bouncing around with

News of Mike McDaniel Getting Fired Stuns Miami Resident Right in the Middle of Robbing Neighbor’s House
29-year-old Miami native Alex Martin was in the middle of robbing his neighbor’s house when he received some startling news: his hometown Dolphins had fired their head coach Mike McDaniel.

Blackhawks Looking Good This Year, Says Bears Fan On Verge Of Tears
Braving near-negative temperatures to support his team in the stands of Soldier Field, one thought stuck in the mind, heart, and tear ducts of troubled Bears fan Mac Dabrowski —

Pete Carroll Thinking About Taking Year Off Of NFL To Coach At North Carolina And Fuck 24-Year-Olds
After an unsuccessful year in Las Vegas, Pete Carroll’s brief tenure as the Raiders head coach has ended. However after a long and storied career in the NFL, Carroll is

Revealed: Aaron Rodgers Contract To Be Paid Entirely In Attention
In a groundbreaking contract restructuring, the Steelers have agreed to Aaron Rodgers’ terms that he be paid entirely in attention. While this is an NFL first, nobody in the organization

Fuck: We Just Asked Aaron Rodgers A Question And Now He’s Reflecting
Okay, so this one’s probably on us. Everyone knows the first rule of journalism is “Never ask Aaron Rodgers a question.” Well, we did and — holy shit — he’s

We Got The Chance To Talk With Andy Dalton And Politely Declined
Last Sunday, after a long day of insider reporting, all we wanted was a relaxing cup of coffee. We were in line at a Starbucks at the Wayfield Mall in

Experts Weigh In: Is This Finally The Year Ohio State and Michigan Just Fuck Already?
For over 125 years, Ohio State and Michigan have been dragging out the game of “will they, won’t they.” Now, the generation-spanning question is finally reaching its climax — can

An Apology From Our Editors: The “Point Spread” Is Not In The Kama Sutra
In early Spring of 2017, Sports Riot unfortunately published a piece about gambling in which the “Point Spread” was thoroughly detailed as an act of the Kama Sutra. We deeply

Terry Bradshaw MRI Reveals Rare “Bucket Of Chicken Instead of Brain” Disease
After a seemingly normal moment in which Fox NFL Sunday Commentator Terry Bradshaw was asked if the Carolina Panthers could win the NFC South and proceeded to go on a
