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Top 5 Fights In Spelling Bee History
When it comes to violence in sports, the spelling bee is unparalleled. Although, with nearly 8,000 physical conflicts on the circuit each season, it can be difficult to decide the

OE: Let’s Have Less Politics In Sports And More Sports In Religion
I am sick of sports leagues issuing statements on whatever current political issue is making the news. How do leagues, who are in bed with big business, have the audacity

Man Still Considers Self Athletic Despite Not Believing In Organized Sports
In American, there has been a rapid fall of young men not committing themselves to the field of athletics. For example, 24 year old Julius Grey, despite his peak physical

Recently Fired Cop Gets Choked Out In First Three Seconds Of New MMA Career
After being fired for police brutality, disgraced cop Keith Leinhardt has transitioned into a new career as an MMA fighter and was promptly choked out immediately in his first match.

Man With JetPack Shatters Pole Vault World Record By 2,080 Feet
During a dramatic track-and-field World Championship last weekend, Russian star Boris “the Falcon” Sokolov shattered the pole vault world record by a stunning 2,080 feet. Sokolov soared well over the

Sport Illustrated KIDS: Swimsuit Edition Pulled From Shelves
After one of the most catastrophic PR miscalculations in recent history, Sports Illustrated KIDS has decided to pull their child-themed Swimsuit edition in response to public outrage.⠀ The issue’s content,

Climate Pledge Arena Requests Fans Break Down Box Seats Before Recycling
As Seattle gears up for its inaugural NHL season at Climate Pledge Arena, the venue, whose naming rights were purchased by Amazon’s Jeff Bezos, is taking a bold approach to reducing

Reckless Zamboni Driver Cranks It Up To 10MPH
Blinded by a desire to resurface ice faster than anyone else in history, reckless zamboni driver Simon Bernard was seen pushing his vehicle to a blistering 10MPH during last night’s

According To UFC’s Social Media Account, These Two Guys Are Going To Fight Each Other
A recent social media post from UFC made clear that soon two men would be fighting each other with extreme brutality. The post described the two fighters as a male

First Half Of Push-Up Going Great
Speaking from the floor of his apartment living room on Saturday, local 43-year-old graphic designer and extremely recent fitness enthusiast Ethan Hawley reported that at least one-half of the first

ESPN Gonna Milk This Player’s Dead Dad For All It’s Worth
When the Steelers drafted Clemson receiver Clarence Perry Jr. in the sixth round of last month’s draft, ESPN came prepared to milk every last teardrop from the tragic death of

Drop Fucking Everything: North Dakota-North Dakota State Rivalry Heating Up
Drop fucking everything: The Fighting Hawks are playing the Bison right fucking now and this shit is intense as fuck! The heated UND-NDSU rivalry is in full swing, and all 17 rabid fans in

Due To Social Distancing, Hockey Fights Forced To Be Sticks Only
In an effort to ensure the safety of the players, the NHL has announced new social distancing rules that include all fights being regulated to sticks only. “Fighting has always
