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No. 9-ranked Oregon cornerback Todd McCrady has garnered much attention from scouts and team psychologists alike thanks to his near-perfect draft grades — as well as his super vocal admiration

Local loser and family man, turned down-on-his-luck loser and family man, Karl Williamson lost his prized marble collection on the Detroit Lions game last Sunday. The tragic event took place

I wanted to make a quarterback list and make $50 bucks. Here’s the list, and here are my profits:   Joe Flacco $50 bucks? He had it, grabbed it, gave

We’ve always loved how wild fans get when stadiums break out the kiss cam at games. And when the NFL announced it was equipping those same stadiums with “pylon cams”

Football exists in its most pure form when a man walks in a stadium not knowing if he’ll walk out, maybe because he is paralyzed or maybe because he is,

Grrrr!! Who can stand when Aaron Rodgers, the player we all hate most, does some sort of noble act for the downtrodden? It’s an established fact that this dude is

While some members of Congress are busy serving Americans in productive ways, like working to put God back in our schools or making sure they don’t have to disclose their

Seahawks fans showered Lumen Field with boos, insults, and projectiles this past week after running back Chris Carson displayed great cowardice in consistently refusing to risk lifelong neck issues for

NFL commissioners are vile, loathsome creatures who deserve their annual draft day boo-fest. They enforce the rules, battle the NFL Players Association, oversee league expansion, and, generally speaking, carry out

Saturday’s suspension of 11-year-old Pop Warner linebacker Mikey Zuber for allegedly yelling “suck my taint, you limp-dicked motherfuckers!” to an injured tailback while pretending to teabag him is, to be

A pair of high-end assets are getting new threads. VOGUE and NFL Insiders reported today that the San Francisco 49ers have sent quarterback Jimmy Garoppolo to Calvin Klein in a

During the NFL’s lifetime, nothing has screamed “America” quite like Jerry Jones’ perennially optimistic, silver-and-blue-blooded Dallas Cowboys. But as the team has propelled itself to the top of every stats

We all know that Dan Snyder, the Washington Football Team’s owner, is an irredeemable scumbag. But is Dan “the-racist-human-trafficking-man” Snyder really worthy of the top spot in the NFL’s All