Elon Musk Announces Plan To Make L.A. Chargers Obsolete In Under Four Years
Announcing the next phase in his multi-business energy plan, Elon Musk told a crowd of shareholders at Tesla HQ that he is developing the technology to make the Los Angeles Chargers completely obsolete in under four years time.
“Progress is essential, and the LA Chargers are just terribly inefficient. We can and will do it much better,” Musk said, adding that the NFL must be forward thinking.
“There’s a huge opportunity here. While we do not know what the Chargers do, we know that most people in LA aren’t even using them,” said Musk, noting that Tesla, SpaceX, SolarCity and The Boring Company were just laying the groundwork for this next exciting phase of innovation. “Some called me crazy, but by the time my son X Æ A-12 is in kindergarten, LA will be in the golden age of charging.”
“Everything they’re doing can be improved upon by my engineering team. The 70,000 seats will be replaced by 5,000 seats,” he added. “An underground tunnel to allow receivers and running backs to travel below the stadium from end zone to end zone with ease. Practice in outer space, obviously. Operating on green energy generated by minimum wage stadium workers. With persistence, these ideas are all possible.”
After purchasing the team for above market value at $0.9 Million, Musk revealed a complex set of equations and statistics, convincing investors to move the Chargers to San Diego.