Breaking Barriers: This Trans US Men’s Soccer Player Is Equally As Terrible As Rest Of Team
American soccer and LGBTQIA+ communities rejoiced last week as trans male midfielder Theodore Donaldson proved he can play just as terribly as the rest of the U.S. Men’s team. It
‘Team’ Player Hits Solo Home Run
There is no ‘I’ in ‘baseball,’ but there certainly is a ‘team’ in ‘baseball team,’ so it’s baffling that Atlanta Braves first baseman Milan Kucan decided to launch a 3-1
Hear Us Out: Replace The MLB Pitch Clock With A Time-Sensitive Hostage Situation
You know what takes too long? Baseball. You know what would fix it? Kidnapping people from the stands, putting a gun to their head, and starting a countdown, so hear
Hear Us Out: Golf, But More Pretentious
If you’re like me, you’ve felt that maybe you don’t fit in at country clubs because they’re a bit too…working class. Golf is the game of kings, not court jesters.
Report: Antonio Brown Beginning To Show Signs Of Early-Onset ‘Being Antonio Brown’
According to a report from ESPN NFL insider Adam Schefter, those closest to free agent wide receiver Antonio Brown have privately expressed concern that Brown is displaying signs he may
It’s MLB Opening Day! Now Where’s The Goddamn Remote?
The crack of the bat echoes through the park. The barely warm spring sun pokes its head out to bathe the loyal fans in its promising light. Ah yes, the
Is Cancel Culture To Blame For Canceled Baseball Games?
Well, they really did it. Baseball games have been “canceled.” Typically the season would be underway already, but we have to wait till Thursday this year? Thanks Biden. I wish
Marry, Fuck, Kill: We Break Down This Year’s NCAA Bracket
The time has come. The Final Four from this year’s NCAA Bracket are to clash, and everything is riding on tonight. Sports Riot has been overwhelmed with the outpouring of
Study: Women’s March Madness Linked Back To Decades Of Unreported March Gaslighting
A study out of the Women’s Hysteria Institute has found that the seasonal madness afflicting women during the March NCAA basketball tournament is not, as has long been assumed, due
