
Law & Order: SVU Announces Crossover Episode With NBC’s Olympic Coverage Of Women’s Gymnastics
NBC announced in a press release this Friday that they will be producing a two-week crossover event between “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” and the network’s coverage of women’s

Here’s What We Know About LeBron’s Trade Possibilities After Making Them Up
With the NBA season behind us, it’s time to ramp up the conversation around possible trades that could happen in the association, more specifically the trade rumors we made up

Tigers Throw MLB’s First Batting Practice No-Hitter
In an effort that will be sure to go down in history as one of the club’s finest moments, Detroit Tigers’ Hitting Coach, Scott Coolbaugh completed the first ever No-Hitter

Basketball Geneticists Successfully Breed Wilson Basketball With Gatorade Frost
After years of interspecies cross-fertilization, basketball geneticists announced Friday that they’ve successfully bred Wilson basketballs with Gatorade Frost. The drink-ball zygote marks the single greatest leap forward in the field

Pepsi Halftime Show Finally Converts Lifelong RC Cola Drinker
In what many are calling an unprecedented win for the Pepsi brand, Dallas, Texas, resident and diehard RC Cola drinker Randy Tavarez announced that Pepsi’s famous Halftime show had thoroughly

Animal Rights Activists Protest Longtime San Jose Tradition Of Throwing Great White Sharks Onto Ice During Games
Calling the practice “barbaric” a local chapter of the ASPCA has taken to picketing all San Jose Sharks home games at SAP Center to protest the longstanding fan tradition of

James Dolan Wins New York Knicks Owner Of The Year Award
James Dolan accepted the “New York Knicks Owner of The Year Award” last night in a lavish ceremony at Madison Square Garden hosted by James Dolan, and attended by employees

The NBA Finally Allow Female Referees To Rig Games
Feminism scored a big win this week when the NBA announced female referees will finally be permitted to rig games, just as their male counterparts have been doing for decades.

How To Host The Perfect Stanley Cup Viewing Party Without Wayne Gretzky Bursting In Uninvited And Criticizing All Of The Plays
The stage is nearly set for the Stanley Cup final, sure to be a grueling series with show-stopping glove saves, mesmerizing toe drags, and unannounced cameos from the Great One
