Sean Payton Responds To Russell Wilson Insult By Ordering Jonathan Vilma To Take Him Out
Broncos head coach Sean Payton is once again facing controversy after reportedly contacting former Saints linebacker Jonathan Vilma in response to a social media post from quarterback Russell Wilson referencing
Colts Superbowl Appearance Could Finally Put Indianapolis On Google Maps
After an era of pure struggle and disappointment, the Colts are finally beginning to make a viable run for the Lombardi. So much so, in fact, there are murmurings that
Anthropologists Announce That Humans Have Evolved Past The Need For The Arizona Cardinals
A groundbreaking study out of UCLA revealed Wednesday that human life has no further evolutionary need for the Arizona Cardinals. Some biologists are pointing to as early as December of
Dad Can Make Your Wedding Now That The Phillies Aren’t In The World Series, But He’s Pissed Off
After a tough game 4 loss to the Dodgers, your devoted Phillies fan and bandwagon father has finally RSVPed to the wedding invitation you left for him with Mom five
Are The Miami Dolphins The Hindenburg Of The NFL? We Blow Up Several Other Blimps To Find Out
The explosion of the Hindenburg zeppelin was one of the greatest aviation disasters in human history. For years now, sports scientists have pondered if the Dolphins truly are the NFL’s
Rashee Rice Named Starter In GTA 6
With the release of the new crime-fueled game Grand Theft Auto 6, Rockstar has announced a welcome new addition to their playable characters roster: Chiefs Wide Receiver Rashee Rice. This
Prospect Of Mariners In World Series Has Seattle Resident Too Excited To Sleep Under Bridge
After 24 long years, the Mariners have made it past the first round of the MLB playoffs, reaching an ALCS against the Toronto Blue Jays in what many Seattle superfans
Joe Burrow Welcomes Joe Flacco to Cincinnati by Pointing Out Area’s Best Hospitals
When Joe Flacco arrived in Cincinnati, he received nothing short of a hero’s welcome. To show his brother-in-arms love, current injured Bengals quarterback Joe Burrow has graciously driven Mr. Flacco
Apology From Our Editors: Lou Gehrig Didn’t Die From ALCS
We no longer consider ourselves the luckiest people on the face of the earth as The Sports Riot editorial team would like to issue a sincere correction regarding a long-standing
