
Madden Introduces Special Move For Aaron Rodgers Where You Can Get Your Coach Fired
EA developers have unveiled Coach Mode, an exciting update to the Madden franchise this year where you, as Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers, can strategically steer yourself, your teammates,

Rams’ Home Opener Delayed After Goff Gets Lost In Tunnel Again
Sunday’s game between the Los Angeles Rams and New Orleans Saints was delayed as team officials searched for missing Rams quarterback, Jared Goff, who disappeared on his way out of

Player-Coach Not Sure What To Do With Players-Only Meeting Invite
A player-coach from the Canton Charge of the NBA G League was hit with a wave of crippling indecisiveness following an invitation to a players-only meeting. A flyer posted in

Confused Trump Throws Out First Pitch At Indy 500
A confused President Donald Trump kicked off the opening ceremony of the Indianapolis 500 by throwing out the first pitch. “It was a strike. A very good strike,” the 45th

NASCAR Crew Chief Instructs Driver To Veer Left Every So Often
Following months of intensive research at his team’s testing facility, 15-year NASCAR Crew Chief Ronnie Gerhard emerged from the lab yesterday to share his new data-driven game plan with star

Great Athlete Wastes Talent On Cirque Du Soleil
Despite possessing an NBA-caliber 45-inch vertical leap and having the core strength of an Olympic gymnast, all-rounder Cristiana Barrios continues to waste her athletic talents performing nightly as an Acrobatic

America Exchanges Four Women’s World Cups For One Men’s Title
Parade planning is already underway for the U.S. Men’s Soccer team. America has formally exchanged four Women’s World Cups for one Men’s World Cup, and now the celebration for the

Seventh-Round Draft Pick Ready To Prove He Should Have Been Fifth-Round Draft Pick
Saying he means no disrespect to the players taken before him, New England Patriots’ seventh-round draft pick, Jamal Andrews, told reporters on Sunday that he’s ready to prove he deserved

Black NASCAR Driver Loses Lead After Being Pulled Over During Race
Black NASCAR driver, Troy Smith, lost his sizable lead during Sunday night at the Atlanta Motor Speedway after being pulled over just twenty minutes into the race. Hampton Police Sergeant
